…Rob called me on Saturday to see if we wanted their MASSIVE Sony stereo for “next to nothing”. He said he’d tried to offload it to Cash Converters but they wouldn’t take it because it was too big (!). They’re useless, those guys. (Cash Converters, not Rob and Nic!!)
I wasn’t really sure where we’d put it but we have a big house with some spare rooms so I was pretty sure we’d make use of it somehow. So I ditched my Saturday arvo plans for roofing our balcony and drove up to Wezza to pick it up.
While I was there they offered me all sorts of other junk
and I came away with a pumping stereo and 5 speakers, 15 CDs of dubious quality, and a party light. That made Jayne laugh when I got home.
Anyway, I got everything home and proceeded to spend plenty of time trying to decide where to put it. We’ve been thinking about buying a TV stand thingy to suit our new plasma for a few months now, but it’s been difficult finding a corner unit. Nobody sells them anymore, which is a shame, as the unit that sat under our old CRT telly just looked crap with the plasma on it.
Enter Stereozilla.
The thing is in two sections, one of which is supposed to sit on top of the other one to form a skyscraper the size of the Eureka Tower. But I noticed that the sections were the same size, so there was a chance they’d sit next to each other … under our telly.
And they did. The only problem was the two front speakers, both of which could easily pass for the monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey (below).

Luckily, our corner-unit configuration lent itself to placing the monoliths BEHIND the telly, and the centre surround speaker on top of them. Hooray. Besides, that’s the only way Jayne would let me have them
I had to buy a few extra metres of speaker wire to get the left and right rear speakers where we wanted them, but now we’re set up with a kicking home cinema, in my humble opinion. Rob and Nic told me that after the Cash Converters rejection they tried to give the whole thing away out of the boot of their wagon. Well, we’re glad there were no takers. It works great for us.
Here’s Jayne in front of the setup. Should work nicely at Christmas for Singstar and/or Guitar Hero!

P.S. For bonus points, what is the film we’re watching? (too easy!)